No Battle No Life

No Battle No Life summary:

WARNING: This is NOTHING like No Game No Life, it’s just the author’s poor naming sense.
Synopsis:
“France! France! Formerly known as the strongest nation but now the royal family has fallen! The b.a.s.t.a.r.d new king goes around to gamble, fornicate and drink only to owe debts everywhere before running off with his sister-in-law!”
“Eh, bro, why haven’t I seen you before eh?”
“Because I am that new king…” The black haired youth replied as he sat in the Palais des Tuileries with a helpless look…