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"With this system, I'll become the world's greatest seducer! If it doesn't kill me first..." I was a n.o.body, a short fatty Otaku. Then a girl's voice popped into my head:
"What the h.e.l.l...how? I'm an 18-year-old v.i.r.g.i.n..."
"You’re forcing me to die!”
Facing annihilation, I had no choice but to join the international community of pick up artists. That’s how my boring student life became filled with debauchery and womanizing. I just had one problem: "Why are these guys all insane?"
Pick Up Artist: One who uses specialized tactics to seduce women.
Release schedule: 1 new chapter posted every day by 12 pm Est/12 am GMT+8. Bonus chapters don't have a set time, but if there are some pending, on per day is posted for 2 chaps/day total.
Warning: It's not recommended to eat or drink while reading this as many readers have commented on spitting things out from laughter. I, the author, am not immune, and have also stepped on such landmines of my own placement when editing.

My Pick Up Artist System Chapters

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Chapter 342: Always have a backup Jan-03-22
Chapter 341: Ben“s c*nterattack Jan-03-22
Chapter 340: Valentina“s sneak attack Jan-03-22
Chapter 339 Post-workout meal Sep-20-21
Chapter 338 A prodigy's moves Sep-20-21
Chapter 337 Danger and liability Aug-13-21
Chapter 336 The art of striking Aug-13-21
Chapter 335 3-Dimensional maneuvering Aug-13-21
Chapter 331 Art, truth, wisdom Apr-25-21
Chapter 330 Goals and asspirations Apr-25-21
Chapter 329 KOF champion Apr-25-21
Chapter 328 A cuckold's revenge Apr-25-21
Chapter 327 Witness me Apr-25-21
Chapter 326 A champion emerges Apr-25-21
Chapter 325 Finals star Apr-25-21
Chapter 324 Man vs. Midge Mar-30-21
Chapter 323 Doorway to the future Mar-27-21
Chapter 322 Humans vs. Dragons Mar-25-21
Chapter 321 Ben the gravedigger Mar-22-21
Chapter 320 Divine mercy Mar-22-21
Chapter 319 The tournament begins Mar-22-21
Chapter 318 Hope for humanity Mar-22-21
Chapter 317 A true whoarder Mar-22-21
Chapter 316 Spamming rewards Mar-22-21
Chapter 315 D*ckplomatic relations Mar-22-21
Chapter 314 Oyakodon Mar-22-21
Chapter 313 Ice ice baby Mar-22-21
Chapter 312 Smellivator R-18 Mar-22-21
Chapter 311 Work hard, get hard R-18 Mar-22-21
Chapter 310 Leaf it to me Mar-22-21
Chapter 309 The key to quick hookups Mar-22-21
Chapter 308 Survival tactics Mar-22-21
Chapter 307 Messing with fate Mar-22-21
Chapter 306 Climbing down the family tree Mar-22-21
Chapter 305 A happy family Mar-22-21
Chapter 304 David and Goliath Mar-22-21
Chapter 303 The broken and the damned Mar-22-21
Chapter 302 Simp slaughter Mar-19-21
Chapter 301 A true worshipper Mar-18-21
Chapter 300 Flower power Mar-18-21
Chapter 299 What is art? Mar-15-21
Chapter 298 OnlyFans Queen Mar-14-21
Chapter 297 Say...d*ck cheeseee Mar-14-21
Chapter 296 Burpin' the baby Mar-14-21
Chapter 295 Cumpeensation R-18 Mar-14-21
Chapter 294 The Water Show R-18 Mar-08-21
Chapter 293 Friction Mar-07-21
Chapter 292 Be yourself and roast the world Mar-06-21
Chapter 291 Hidden magical wonders Mar-05-21
Chapter 290 Time to get serious Mar-05-21
Chapter 289 Slap destiny Mar-05-21
Chapter 288 High quality model Mar-02-21
Chapter 287 Fingered by fate Mar-02-21
Chapter 286 Burrito investments Mar-02-21
Chapter 285 Mythical nu Feb-27-21
Chapter 284 Mythical tier Feb-27-21
Chapter 281 A spewniversity professor R-18 Feb-27-21
Chapter 283 Top student, bottom student, any position studen Feb-24-21
Chapter 282 The student syrup-asses the teacher R-18 Feb-24-21
Chapter 281 Spewniversity professor R-18 Feb-22-21
Chapter 280 In-stitution of higher yearning R-18 Feb-22-21
Chapter 279 A bookish d*cksposition R-18 Feb-22-21
Chapter 278 Well-rounded academics R-18 Feb-22-21
Chapter 277 See, there are still good peepholes in the world R-18 Feb-22-21
Chapter 276 Seeking the professor's assistance Feb-22-21
Chapter 275 So shy it's cute Feb-22-21
Chapter 274 Pouty photoshoo Feb-22-21
Chapter 273 Portrait photography--a staple of the adult film industry Feb-22-21
Chapter 272 A despicable genius Feb-13-21
Chapter 271 White belt vs. blue bel Feb-12-21
Chapter 270 Sex artis Feb-12-21
Chapter 269 Fariq's sacrifice Feb-12-21
Chapter 268 Manifest destiny R-18 Feb-01-21
Chapter 267 I am Jack's raging erection R-18 Jan-31-21
Chapter 266 Dew as the animals do R-18 Jan-30-21
Chapter 265 One person's dream is another's nightmare Jan-29-21
Chapter 264 Catching the eye of the Brazilian beauty Jan-29-21
Chapter 263 The magic of games Jan-29-21
Chapter 262 The best personal talen Jan-26-21
Chapter 261 Strength approaching world class Jan-26-21
Chapter 260 The reality of this world Jan-25-21
Chapter 260 The truth of this world Jan-25-21
Chapter 259 Family feud, happily spewed Jan-25-21
Chapter 258 Cleanup on aisle cuck Jan-25-21
Chapter 257 The bubble-butt burst R-18 Jan-23-21
Chapter 256 Tina's d-termination R-18 Jan-22-21
Chapter 255 A slice of wife story R-18 Jan-22-21
Chapter 254 Reality warping slap R-18 Jan-21-21
Chapter 253 Tower Boss Treasure Room Jan-20-21
Chapter 252 It's shark week Jan-20-21
Chapter 251 The meaning of manliness. The peening of personal talent. Jan-20-21
Chapter 250 The losers' despicable counterattack Jan-19-21
Chapter 249 The Soul Crank Jan-19-21
Chapter 248 The rookie fights back Jan-18-21
Chapter 247 Sextra Credi Jan-18-21
Chapter 246 After school special R-18 Jan-17-21
Chapter 245 Revenge is best served bowled Jan-17-21
Chapter 244 The melon magistrates dispense justice Jan-16-21
Chapter 243 Martial beauty Jan-16-21
Chapter 242 Dojo detected Jan-15-21
Chapter 241 The art of MMA Jan-15-21
Chapter 240 Fruit fighter Jan-14-21
Chapter 239 Truth and lies. A beauty cries. No more pies? A dingus dies Jan-14-21
Chapter 238 Wartortle's perspective Jan-14-21
Chapter 237 Zero Two-hands Jan-14-21
Chapter 236 Katie the delivery girl Jan-14-21
Chapter 235 The slut factor Jan-14-21
Chapter 234 Use Somebody Jan-14-21
Chapter 233 New beginnings, changing times, and culinary crimes Jan-14-21
Chapter 232 The tattoo of a memory Jan-14-21
Chapter 231 Thighlander: there can be only one R-18 Jan-14-21
Chapter 230 D*ck or die Jan-14-21
Chapter 229 Last chance for drunken romance Jan-14-21
Chapter 228 Late and sloppy Jan-14-21
Chapter 227 Steal from the rich and give to the slore Jan-14-21
Chapter 226 The haves vs. the have nuts Jan-14-21
Chapter 225 Hillbilly endurance trial Jan-11-21
Chapter 224 A big tip for a waitress Jan-11-21
Chapter 223 Defeating your own weakness Jan-11-21
Chapter 222 Ticking fart bomb Jan-11-21
Chapter 221 Protagonist vs. nightclub bouncer - place your bets Jan-11-21
Chapter 220 Never give up, never surrender to bating Jan-11-21
Chapter 219 The perfect se Jan-11-21
Chapter 218 The chaos of charisma Jan-11-21
Chapter 217 MOBA, mo booty Jan-11-21
Chapter 216 Negs vs. insults Jan-11-21
Chapter 215 Raising your value Jan-11-21
Chapter 214 What is value? Jan-11-21
Chapter 213 Mind over splatter Jan-11-21
Chapter 212 The power of confidence Jan-11-21
Chapter 211 Hottest club in NYC -- Latrine Jan-11-21
Chapter 210 Weak Grass Manipulation Jan-11-21
Chapter 209 New ability Jan-11-21
Chapter 208 Elite Human Bloodline Essence Jan-11-21
Chapter 207 Epic Booty Ches Jan-11-21
Chapter 206 MILF Hunter Jan-11-21
Chapter 205 The magic of testosterone Jan-11-21
Chapter 204 First epic achievemen Jan-11-21
Chapter 203 The existence of free willy Jan-11-21
Chapter 202 It was a goop effort R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 201 Breaking her in R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 200 Reborn: Evolving From C*mming R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 199 How to make a bad girl behave R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 198 Training done right R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 197 Judge, jury, and sexecutioner R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 196 You can't spell evolution without love...and nu Jan-11-21
Chapter 195 Camila's dirty secre Jan-11-21
Chapter 194 Dark desires Jan-11-21
Chapter 193 Miyuki's trouble Jan-11-21
Chapter 192 Troll Army Jan-11-21
Chapter 191 Ranked Tower Climber Jan-11-21
Chapter 190 A hero knows when to turn swords into plowshares Jan-11-21
Chapter 189 The real king of shamelessness Jan-11-21
Chapter 188 Take the first step Jan-11-21
Chapter 187 Writer's block and dodging c*ck Jan-11-21
Chapter 186 Fiction is truthier than strange Jan-11-21
Chapter 185 Updates and upgrades Jan-11-21
Chapter 184 The power of trus Jan-11-21
Chapter 183 They parted as fiends Jan-11-21
Chapter 182 Holding the orgasm hostage R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 181 Mortals vs. cumtivators R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 180 How to treat a princess/wh*re R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 179 Asexual? Kay, let's do i Jan-11-21
Chapter 178 Ben's haunting pas Jan-11-21
Chapter 177 Spreading game addiction Jan-11-21
Chapter 176 An offer a man can't refuse Jan-11-21
Chapter 175 D-fusing the d*cking time bomb R-18 Jan-11-21
Chapter 174 Olivia's Plan B Jan-11-21
Chapter 173 A test that wasn't sh* Jan-11-21
Chapter 172 Fool you once, game on you Jan-11-21
Chapter 171 Can't breathe, crushing weigh Jan-11-21
Chapter 170 First corporate boss figh Jan-11-21
Chapter 169 Poison dragon vs mutated fire dragon Jan-11-21
Chapter 168 First Tower Entry Jan-11-21
Chapter 167 First day of wet work Jan-11-21
Chapter 166 Mystical cumbo jumbo Jan-11-21
Chapter 165 - Fallout: New Pengas Jan-11-21
Chapter 164 - PUA party Jan-11-21
Chapter 163 Corner condoms Jan-11-21
Chapter 162 Never dawdle on a diddle Jan-11-21
Chapter 161 - Letting it all hang out Jan-11-21
Chapter 160 Tunneling through the Northern ice wall/Wildling ou Jan-11-21
Chapter 159 - The role of media in the world Jan-11-21
Chapter 158 - The art of double-speak Jan-11-21
Chapter 157 - Ben's resume Jan-11-21
Chapter 156 - C*ck leaping over the dragon's gate Jan-11-21
Chapter 155 - A professor's work-load Jan-11-21
Chapter 154 - C*ckupie Wall Street Jan-11-21
Chapter 153 - Making the money shot Jan-11-21
Chapter 152 - Starting from the Willy Jan-11-21
Chapter 151 - The circle of wife Jan-11-21
Chapter 150 - How to treat an M (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 149 - Flipping the world upside down (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 148 - Empowerment through education (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 147 - Ben and Miyuki's telepathic connection Jan-11-21
Chapter 146 - How Ben defeated all cu*mers Jan-11-21
Chapter 145 - Slapathon Jan-11-21
Chapter 144 - Ben the honor student Jan-11-21
Chapter 143 - This is the end Jan-11-21
Chapter 142 - P.o.r.n with plot Jan-11-21
Chapter 141 - The crippling of Ben Jan-11-21
Chapter 140 - Ben the poison-breathing dragon Jan-11-21
Chapter 139 - Asses to ashes, cussed to dust Jan-11-21
Chapter 138 - Ben the pyromancer Jan-11-21
Chapter 137 - The dao of plow Jan-11-21
Chapter 136 - Dreams of wish fulfillment Jan-11-21
Chapter 135 - Unlocking Love Jan-11-21
Chapter 134 - Making war, not love (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 133 - The right answer to every woman's true or false question (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 132 - S.e.xual urban legends (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 131 - Edward Jizzerhands Jan-11-21
Chapter 130 - Dating in the most unusual place Jan-11-21
Chapter 129 - Hollywood style Jan-11-21
Chapter 128 - Ben's gaming specialty Jan-11-21
Chapter 127 - A showdown of the shvontz Jan-11-21
Chapter 126 - An eye for talent Jan-11-21
Chapter 125 - S.e.x-men: First Class Jan-11-21
Chapter 124 - Starting MMA for safer cuckolding Jan-11-21
Chapter 123 - Destiny or disaster Jan-11-21
Chapter 122 - Outgrowing the newbie equips Jan-11-21
Chapter 121 - Won't I get pregnant? Jan-11-21
Chapter 120 - What to do with a v.i.r.g.i.n(R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 119 - Just easin' the tension, baby (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 118 - You've got a lot of spunk, kid (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 117 - First date in a girl's apartment Jan-11-21
Chapter 116 - Women love drama Jan-11-21
Chapter 115 - Isekai'd from embarrassment Jan-11-21
Chapter 114 - The fire rises Jan-11-21
Chapter 113 - Cornered and outnumbered Jan-11-21
Chapter 112 - Willy the Wheel of Fortune Jan-11-21
Chapter 111 - Flag System Jan-11-21
Chapter 110 - Booty Chest Jan-11-21
Chapter 109 - Become an Elite Alpha Jan-11-21
Chapter 108 - The deadly omega Jan-11-21
Chapter 107 - Alphas, betas, and the capitalists who betrayed us Jan-11-21
Chapter 106 - Novice Tutorial Mode has ended Jan-11-21
Chapter 105 - Male walk of shame Jan-11-21
Chapter 104 - Time's up buttercup(R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 103 - Last seconds of jizzlife (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 102 - How to make her boyfriend jealous (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 101 - Ben the photographer Jan-11-21
Chapter 100 - Counting down to death Jan-11-21
Chapter 99 - Salvation or Damnation Jan-11-21
Chapter 98 - One last shot at destiny Jan-11-21
Chapter 97 - Novice challenge updated Jan-11-21
Chapter 96 - 68 and I owe you one (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 95 - Slaphappy (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 94 - Spanking the Miyuki (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 93 - Breaking last minute resistance Jan-11-21
Chapter 92 - Nymphomaniac Jan-11-21
Chapter 91 - Ben's eulogy Jan-11-21
Chapter 90 - Last day on Earth Jan-11-21
Chapter 89 - It's raining frats and dogs Jan-11-21
Chapter 88 - Prizes, progress, and platinum hits Jan-11-21
Chapter 87 - The whole points of the nut Jan-11-21
Chapter 86 - Testicular negotiations(R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 85 - Sherlock and his pipe(R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 84 - Pinkhead in bed Jan-11-21
Chapter 83 - Katie's story Jan-11-21
Chapter 82 - Chuuni showdown Jan-11-21
Chapter 81 - White knight in plot armor Jan-11-21
Chapter 80 - Choosing the divine pick up line Jan-11-21
Chapter 79 - Three Minute Rule Jan-11-21
Chapter 78 - Textual intercourse Jan-11-21
Chapter 77 - Epic skill - Divine Line Generator Jan-11-21
Chapter 76 - Living in a horror movie Jan-11-21
Chapter 75 - High Level Mystery Box Jan-11-21
Chapter 74 - Karmic splooge Jan-11-21
Chapter 73 - What it takes to be an MC (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 72 - Never give up your dream to deliver cream Jan-11-21
Chapter 71 - Go Little Finger to give her your Big Finger Jan-11-21
Chapter 70 - Succubi are real? Jan-11-21
Chapter 69 - Finding the inner strength to get laid Jan-11-21
Chapter 68 - What girls need Jan-11-21
Chapter 67 - Solo Leveling Jan-11-21
Chapter 66 - Growth skill Jan-11-21
Chapter 65 - Squirtle Hydro Pump (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 64 - Famous dating sim technique (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 63 - How to get a date to your room and show her your artistic masterpiece Jan-11-21
Chapter 62 - Bendingo on a date Jan-11-21
Chapter 61 - Heavenly treasures Jan-11-21
Chapter 60 - First skill book Jan-11-21
Chapter 59 - Achievement Hunter Jan-11-21
Chapter 58 - Snake D*ckskin escapes from New York Jan-11-21
Chapter 57 - Batman vs. Black Widow (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 56 - A reward for a good boy (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 55 - Milf Black Widow (R-18) Jan-11-21
Chapter 54 - Welcome to hell. We have such sights to show you! Jan-11-21
Chapter 53 - Batman enters an S&M club Jan-11-21
Chapter 52 - Smile like a doughnut Jan-11-21
Chapter 51 - Universal kissing signal Jan-11-21
Chapter 50 - Neighborly love Jan-11-21
Chapter 49 - First proper proper date Jan-11-21
Chapter 48 - Crime of passion Jan-11-21
Chapter 47 - Boner justice Jan-11-21
Chapter 46 - Cultivation world of skanks Jan-11-21
Chapter 45 - NASA's lunar s.e.x mission Jan-11-21
Chapter 44 - Crackheads want to eat swan meat Jan-11-21
Chapter 43 - Invincible opener Jan-11-21
Chapter 42 - The positives of obliteration Jan-11-21
Chapter 41 - Lose the hair or lose your head Jan-11-21
Chapter 40 - Baby in burning building Jan-11-21
Chapter 39 - First proper date Jan-11-21
Chapter 38 - Dungeon break Jan-11-21
Chapter 37 - Dungeon event mini-boss Jan-11-21
Chapter 36 - Pigs get roasted Jan-11-21
Chapter 35 - Dungeon Hidden Zone Jan-11-21
Chapter 34 - Wingman law Jan-11-21
Chapter 33 - Defusing obstacles Jan-11-21
Chapter 32 - Dungeon instance Jan-11-21
Chapter 31 - The dong game Jan-11-21
Chapter 30 - Club Rat's Fake ID Jan-11-21
Chapter 29 - Points-digger Jan-11-21
Chapter 28 - Destiny and spirit animals Jan-11-21
Chapter 27 - Unlocking comfort Jan-11-21
Chapter 26 - Motivating a woman with words Jan-11-21
Chapter 25 - Ronald McDonald learns about insta-dates Jan-11-21
Chapter 24 - Traumatizing a stranger Jan-11-21
Chapter 23 - The divine dao of face-slapping Jan-11-21
Chapter 22 - Stoned to death Jan-11-21
Chapter 21 - What is your life's blueprint? Jan-11-21
Chapter 20 - The crucial moment Jan-11-21
Chapter 19 - Charismatic evolution! Jan-11-21
Chapter 18 - A bet to win the girl Jan-11-21
Chapter 17 - Stat gain is a hell of a drug Jan-11-21
Chapter 16 - What is charisma? Jan-11-21
Chapter 15 - Otaku religion Jan-11-21
Chapter 14 - Teasing Jan-11-21
Chapter 13 - Jokes and stat bumps Jan-11-21
Chapter 12 - What is attraction? Jan-11-21
Chapter 11 - Peac.o.c.king Jan-11-21
Chapter 10 - A Japanese cutie with R.A. duty Jan-11-21
Chapter 9 - Swole daddy Jan-11-21
Chapter 8 - Stat Growth Multiplier Jan-11-21
Chapter 7 - Unlocking achievements Jan-11-21
Chapter 6 - We're stuck in caveman bodies Jan-11-21
Chapter 5 - Meeting a master of seduction Jan-11-21
Chapter 4 - The thong test Jan-11-21
Chapter 3 - Casanova enters the scene Jan-11-21
Chapter 2 - Divine Pick Up Line Jan-11-21
Chapter 1 - Seduce or die Jan-11-21
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